Me Vs. justin

Me

hey bro

Wassup

Fuckin dem hoes?

2:14amJustin

what do you want

2:14amMe

im just saying hi man

2:14amJustin

i obviously dont wanna talk to you

2:14amMe

Why not?

i thought we were good friends

2:14amJustin

no

just no

2:15amMe

Well cant we be just friends then?

2:15amJustin

why?

2:15amMe

Cause im sorry

3:57amJustin

i dont wanna be frineds with you

3:57amMe

kay

bye

seeya Rapist

3:58amJustin

fuck you

your A FAGGOT

3:58amMe

You wish homo

3:58amJustin

not really your a fuckin queer faggoit loniv ass thumping peice of shit

3:59amMe

learn to spell.

3:59amJustin

its facebook ill speell who i wnat too

3:59amMe

Lol

Your mom..

...

should i complete it?

3:59amJustin

go for it

ill kick your ass on friday

4:00amMe

if i do it/

or if i dont?

4:00amJustin

if you do

4:00amMe

oh

WEll

hmm

should i beat you up

hmm

i dunno

good offer

i dunno though

so i get to complete that and beat you up?

4:01amJustin

yup

4:01amMe

hmm

thats such a good deal

4:01amJustin

liam

i will kill you

4:01amMe

Lol

4:01amJustin

your just fat you will just try to sit on me

4:01amMe

oh defianatlly

4:01amJustin

i will punch you in the face

you wwill cry lie a bitch

4:02amMe

cool beans bro

Nah

i dont think i will

4:02amJustin

you know you cant fight

4:02amMe

You dont know if i can fight

4:03amJustin

you have never got in a fight

4:03amMe

i dont see how you would even know that when i have

4:04amJustin

you got in a fight with a women over a bucket of fuckin chicken

4:04amMe

ya okay

hmm

hmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmh

hmmmmmmmmmm

im glad were friends

4:04amJustin

we are not friends i hate you

4:05amMe

i think were really good friends

we just might be best frineds

Wanna be best friends justin?

huh?

huh?

4:05amJustin

fuck off im not friends with fat people

i dont like you

4:05amMe

Wanna be friends

cmon

we will be good friends

best friends

we can have a tea party

and play with your dollies

cmon man

lets be friends

best friends

4:06amJustin

see this is why noone likes you

4:06amMe

We will be in a bromance

Best friends bro

4:06amJustin

or not i dont even like you

4:06amMe

i think you do

i think you wanna be best friends with me

the bestest friends anyone has ever seend

right buddy?

4:08amJustin

LIAM HOBBS I FUCKING HATE YOU I DONT LIKE YOU GO THE FUCK AWAY NO ONE LIKES YOU NO ONE EVER WILL EVERYONE THINKS YOUR A FUCKING QUEER [PEICS OF SHIT THAT LIKES FUCKING GAYS

4:08amMe

Lol

Im totally uploading this convo to my blog

Me Vs. Courtney the crack whore

Me

hi

12:44amCourtney

you smell like hard core diarrhea

12:44amMe

What the fuck.

12:45amCourtney

yum

12:45amMe

your fucked.

12:45amCourtney

your fat

12:45amMe

mmhm and you arnt?

12:45amCourtney

do i look fat

12:45amMe

Yah you do

12:45amCourtney

no

..

u dont know me

12:45amMe

yah You do

12:46amCourtney

ur pics have double cheese burger written all of it

12:46amMe

you dont know me

Your pics have lesbian psycho bitch written all over it

12:46amCourtney

yeah but i know what fat is

and your the new definition

lesbian

HAHAHAAHAH

12:47amMe

Yup

12:47amCourtney

ur gay

12:47amMe

mhm

Defianatlly

thats totally what i like

12:47amCourtney

well i dont like pussy

cause you are one

SUCKA

12:47amMe

mmhm

Your a fucking bitch

Lol

no wonder i hear everyone hates you

12:48amCourtney

no one hates me :/

12:48amMe

emily white does

12:49amCourtney

...yeah cause i ripped her jeans

shes no one.

12:49amMe

Your no one

and honestlly shes nicer then you

12:49amCourtney

ahahahahahahaha, im a nigga every nigga is someone

no im just ....i just dont like u

12:49amMe

You dont know me bitch

12:49amCourtney

u dont know me

12:50amMe

Fucking crack whore

12:50amCourtney

ha

HAHAHA thats funny

12:50amMe

Why dont you go finger some more chicks

12:50amCourtney

cause i do crack

12:50amMe

Lesbian

Lesbian emo

12:50amCourtney

...whom have i fingered

AHAHAHAHAHAH

EMO

emo is music

12:50amMe

Lol

your fucking dumb

DURR

12:50amCourtney

..no im a true nigga

12:50amMe

DURR TA URR

12:50amCourtney

ur 12

12:50amMe

Your true fucked in the head

Im not 12

12:50amCourtney

Ok

well im 18

12:50amMe

Im 14 in 2 months

12:51amCourtney

HAHAAH WOW

13

12:51amMe

i dont care bout your age

12:51amCourtney

cute

So how are you and emily white friends

12:51amMe

I never said we were friends

12:51amCourtney

how do u know her

12:51amMe

i got to her school.

12:52amCourtney

i knowu then

cause i went to that school also

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

faggot

12:52amMe

Lol

12:52amCourtney

i dont have time for u

i need to snort some shit

bye

12:53amMe

Lol

fucker

Lol

FAt bitch lesbian emo crack whore

Bye

12:53amCourtney

only the last part is right sorry

12:53amMe

what lesbian emo whore?

or whore?

or crack bitch whore cunt

Lesbian

Me vs Leonard Dyke < :D

Leonard

this is fucky and now i must know what happening

12:21amMe

OMG

FUCk off

12:21amLeonard

snuff said

12:22amMe

:S

12:22amLeonard

now fuck off lol

12:22amMe

Wow

You fuck off

12:23amLeonard

are conversation was over at 12:21 now this is over time

12:23amMe

Fuck you

its over when i said it was over

Now stop replying dick cunt

12:24amLeonard

oh my fuck this is fun

fuck off

12:24amMe

Fuck you

No

You fuck off

12:24amLeonard

lolol fuck off

12:24amMe

Retard

you look like peewee herman you dick licking Popsicle stand

12:25amLeonard

i dont belave we have ever met

12:25amMe

Its called a pic

12:25amLeonard

but you look a little hefty

12:25amMe

you fucker

12:25amLeonard

fatty

12:25amMe

You look like a hippy Mexican diguesed in a Bag of shit

12:26amLeonard

atleast im not a fat fucker like you :0

:)

12:26amMe

So you admit your a hippy mexican desguised as a bag of shit?

12:26amLeonard

i am cadnadian

12:27amMe

wow

12:27amLeonard

fuck on

12:27amMe

You can even spell canadian right your obviouslly now canadian

Cant*

Not*

12:28amLeonard

ok you started a covo wirh me about your fucked up blog shit

12:28amMe

Ya go read it now

And im posting this on their

Biatch

BITCH

WHORE

CRACK wHO

HOE

12:28amLeonard

why its fucked up yoiur fucked up aand the whole idea of this is fucked up

12:29amMe

YOur a HO MOe RaPERIAns BITCH RaPsT

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

SUCK YOUR DADS DICK

Bitch

12:29amLeonard

quick question do you want to fight?

12:29amMe

Lol

Sure

12:30amLeonard

how old are you?

12:30amMe

why does it matter bitch?

12:30amLeonard

yes

12:30amMe

How old are you?

12:31amLeonard

why does it matter?

12:31amMe

Exactly

i already know your 16 or 17

12:31amLeonard

how do i even know you?

12:32amMe

Xbox

lol

And kevin

Cox

ive never met you in real life

12:32amLeonard

this is fucked i mean really it is

12:33amMe

Lol

im only 13

Your argueing with somone whos 3 years younger

>.>

12:33amLeonard

yes you see this is fucked issent it

12:33amMe

No

Your a nerd

Fuck you

Dick

12:33amLeonard

you did start it thought

12:33amMe

No you did

you kept asking dumb ass bitch questions

12:34amLeonard

12:08 you send me gay blog shit so yes you did start it

now fuck off

12:35amMe

You fuck off

this convo is done bitch

12:35amLeonard

about fuckin time

12:36amMe

This convo is done bitch

12:36amLeonard

thank fucking god now fuck off

12:36amMe

This convo is done bitch

dont comment

No

nO

no

non

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

12:36amLeonard

fuckin cheese buger walrus

12:36amMe

no

no

no

12:37amLeonard

fg

u

c

ky

o

u

12:37amMe

wow your childish

noob

12:37amLeonard

how many cheese bugers you got in that gut loicker now

you fat fuck

12:38amMe

wow

Wow

your just taking that off my blog

YOur fucked bro

12:39amLeonard

you are you sent my your fuckin gay ass blog chicken shit bull shit

12:39amMe

Okay this is done by

12:39amLeonard

fuck off now

bye

Me vs Hazen >.>

Me

Wait nevermind

100th dick

ERROR

ERROR

11:20pmHazen

to much math for your fat head

11:20pmMe

1,000,000,000th dick

Error erorr

11:20pmHazen

dick head

thats you

a dick head

11:20pmMe

1,000,000,000,000,000,000th dick

11:21pmHazen

are you challenging me

to a fight ?

11:21pmMe

Lol

i dont remmeber saying i challenge you to a fight in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000th dick

you must me handicapped or sotmhign

Somthing

11:21pmHazen

because your too fat to get off yout own ass you cock master

11:22pmMe

The only master at cocks here is you, arnt you like a level 99 cock wizard or somthing, your favorite move is cumshot, cept the cumshot comes towards you

11:23pmHazen

and its aiming at your mouth you searig pile of shit ships sinking in the sea of shit

11:24pmMe

You would send a cumshot towards a dude, you flaming mother fucking pile of you mother shit, why dont you go suck her tit you fucking baby, waaa waaa, my name is hazen and i like to SUCK DICK for a living cause its the only job i can get, when i grow up i wanna be just like randy the cheeseburgaler cause i wanna be a male prostitute just like him <<<<<<>

11:25pmHazen

your so fat

11:25pmMe

Lol, nice comeback,

im done with you

you cant burn anyone if somone gave you 2 billion dollars do do so

11:26pmHazen

ok fat fuck

11:26pmMe

Lawl

11:26pmHazen

your fat

11:26pmMe

Your gay

11:26pmHazen

your really fat

11:26pmMe

your really gay

11:26pmHazen

you eat too much

11:26pmMe

you suck to much cock

11:26pmHazen

your fat

11:26pmMe

your gay

11:26pmHazen

your fat like hell

11:26pmMe

you gay like adam lambert

11:27pmHazen

get jenny craig to help you with weight loss but by the gods dont eat her

11:27pmMe

Get a gay transformer to get you to not be gay but Dont fuckem

11:28pmHazen

oh whats that i hear a bucket of chicken and cola fiz cowagulating in that big old cheese burger locker of yours

11:29pmMe

How did u manage to hear that with all that cum in your ears

11:30pmHazen

how did you manage to talk without killing yourself

11:30pmMe

Its called a tounge but you wouldnt know what that is cause yours is all worn out from all that cock sucking you do

11:31pmHazen

you wouldnt know because your so fat

11:31pmMe

Lol okay now ill talk to youu later

im gonna post this on facebook

in a note

11:32pmHazen

good because your too much of a pussy wagon to say it too my face